You have to fill in the unwritten parts yourself.
So, may I suggest the unwritten parts that go with this recipe?
- First, between each sentence of the instructions, add:
Drink a beer.
- Second, at the end of the instructions, add:
Drink two more beers while you cook the turkey. Then look at the oven and realize you forgot to turn it on. It's ok, you didn't own a meat thermometer anyway. Throw the whole mess away and call out for pizza.