Here's a great article covering something that I've wondered about for a number of years: Apartment, building industries fight diarrhea-sign requirement for recently built multifamily pools
“In addition to being the focus of public bewilderment, these signs have become the object of theft,” the petition points out. “These specific signs have become the focus of young vandals seeking to collect them. … We suspect this is a problem not considered by DPH during the initial development of these regulations.”
Note, too, the great disclaimer which appears near the top:
Editor’s note: This is a real article. It is not copied from The Onion.
Thankfully, it's apparently only the young vandals we have to worry about, which I guess rules me out.